Mission: Seek and Destroy

Porter has re-discovered his nerf gun (or his "Pishoo Pishoo as he calls it). We found some nerf darts for him to shoot that are relatively harmless unless of course he is aiming it and shooting it within an inch of your face. Don't worry, it only took him doing that once and catching daddy off guard to realize that was a BIG mistake. This morning he came to me wearing his camo jammies, his super cool sunglasses and holding his nerf gun. In a super serious voice he says "I must destroy her". Um..okay buddy. Did your sisters tick you off again. Go get em. Just remember... no face shots.

I still am not sure who he is referring to or if the "her" meant that he feels the need to hunt and destroy the cootie infested human. Regardless, "her" better watch out. Who would want this coming after them in the cold dark night?